Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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