I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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