There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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