We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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