Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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