Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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