I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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