They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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