just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
