some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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