How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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