he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
BRING THE BAGELS
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