i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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