At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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