found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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