Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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