What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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