i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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