PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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