I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Holy shit dude........stairs
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
