What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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