Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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