Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
