If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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