i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
either way he was missing a nipple.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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