I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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