Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
A+ Viking dick
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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