The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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