Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I hope mine doesn't look like that
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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