Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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