Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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