I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
where am i from again
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I enjoy the company of your penis
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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