hotel room ftw
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
