and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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