My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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