Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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