Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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