I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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