Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Randomize
