he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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