I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i out mim tonsoeep
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
