i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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