Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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