it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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