I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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