im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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