He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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