Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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