After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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