I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
