Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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