hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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