If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
