We're like a lot better than the average bears
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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