I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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