what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Randomize
